you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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