Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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