he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
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