He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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