He is such a slut. More and more my type.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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