Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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