He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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