we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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