oh god the rape fog is back!
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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