Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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