i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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