he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
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