She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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