Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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