maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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