I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize
