are you so shy because you have an std?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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