in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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