the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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