I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i just had sex bonerless
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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