My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
