I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
