he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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