Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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