My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
false alarm. still invincible.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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