haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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