Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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