Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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