Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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