In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Best friends brother. Beat that.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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