ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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