She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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