Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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