Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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