We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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