Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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