There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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