it wasn't lemon gatorade
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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