Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
