If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
