there was a trapeze. enough said
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
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