i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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