we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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