We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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