Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
It's never too late to be topless.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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