She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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