so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Maybe he injected his testicle?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
