that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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