and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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