Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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