You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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