Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you

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(480): View more from Arizona

turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?

(1-608): View more from Wisconsin

myspace Music?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....

(614): View more from Ohio

We've got ourselves a situation

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(770): View more from Georgia

Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here

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(647): View more from Ontario

I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever

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