I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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