It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Found your dick twin last night
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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