Porn is love you can see.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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