idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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