But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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