Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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